Bumping into Bill

Jack is at the Democratic convention. This will surely amuse and offend him. (The cologne remark was a last minute idea. Can't resist.)

This will arrive just before lunchtime tomorrow.

A developing story

Here I am beginning to establish that Chico stole the hat, and Donkey will try to get it back.
I was feeling patriotic. I'm not sure about the use of a black and white photo for the fireworks, and my feeble attempt at colorizing the burst. Hmmph.

Text reads: Chico sits alone in a hotel room, watching the Memorial Day fireworks. He must get out of the country soon. Donkey is hot on his trail. Chico is not willign to give up such a fine hat.

This is on Jack's desk unopened(since yesterday) but he is currently out of the office.


He has a sign outside of his cubicle reading "Where's Chico?" which made Spy double over in laughter. Spy's friend said that Jack still has no idea who the Person is (sending him these pictures)

More Eavesdropping

Jack and Neil had quite an animated conversation today, much to Spy's amusement.

Jack hasn't seen the "poker game" photo yet (it is planned to be delivered tomorrow afternoon), and has made remarks indicating that he doesn't expect to see Donkey again; but he is clearly stewing about the "someone close to you is deceiving you" remark.

Today he asked Neil "come on, is it you?" and Neil SWORE it is not him. (It is not Neil. He does not know who the Person is who's printing the photos). They are currently suspecting someone named Joe, and Neil is actually going to make a point to go by his house and check his deck.

Since this is going well, there needs to be more plot development. Clearly Chico won/stole the hat from Donkey in a poker game. (WHO could have a hand with three kings and two queens? He must cheat.) Chico has shown some signs of being a villian. He has not been very nice to Jack in his recent notes.

Donkey must try to get the hat back.

How Chico got the hat

Ah, memories.

Update for today

Today Spy heard Jack telling a friend that

a) he thought it was his boss at first, but he's baffled now because she's out of the office for a few days and the pictures keep coming

b) it's entertaining... he looks forward to coming to work each day to see what Chico is doing.

c) Donkey appears to be gone.

So, of course, Donkey needs to come back now. (Every time Spy hears something and relays it, Jack is talking to a different person. Sooner or later he will put this together and figure out that Spy must sit near him.)

I think it's time to share a picture from the night Donkey and Chico played some poker. That was the night Donkey bet the hat in a moment of bluffing gone terribly wrong. Chico won the hand and the hat.

It's a great hat.

Turning the screws just a little

I've got him where I want him. He thinks someone else is doing this(hence the allusion to "barking up the wrong tree" ) . This note should drive him crazy. Who is deceiving him?

Mwahahahaha. Jack will get this some time on Monday.

PS: Don't you love the signature? I love the signature.

So much fun

Today Chico's Spy(who sits near Jack) heard him discussing the photos and the envelopes with his sidekick, Neil. They were all CSI and stuff, trying to figure out what had been scribbled out on the interoffice envelopes by the Person doing this, before they were sent to Jack. D'oh, like Person would use an envelope with their own name on it.

All of a sudden Neil noticed the bunny in the Mt. Rushmore photo (at lower right). Spy heard him mutter "what is that?? Oh, it's a bunny" and Jack practically shouted "IS it??"

Spy almost became incontinent, trying to remain quiet while laughing hysterically.

So, now they are sure it is this poor unsuspecting woman named SR. It's too funny really, because she is a terrific practical joker but she knows NOTHING about this. She will be baffled when "confronted" by Jack. This was a stroke of genius suggested by Person's accomplice.

Later Jack told the department administrative assistant about all of this, showing her the bunny and explaining who he thought was doing this. Spy just about fell out of a chair laughing.

I mock them. They aere so easy to fool. Now I can send them a picture of the sequoias saying "you're barking up the wrong tree" and they will think SR is trying to throw them off the trail.

Rushmore

Chico must explain a couple of things here. Jack is the owner of the hat, and he is a local politician.

The bunny in the lower right is a red herring; Jack thinks someone at the office is doing this, and she loves bunnies.

Chico is going to visit a few more places in America, then tour Europe this summer.

On the Beach

The person who made it possible for me to wear this fine hat is printing these pictures, and sending them to actual owner of the Pace hat.

Hello

My name is Chico.

This is my friend Donkey.

Donkey got this hat from someone... someone who works with the owner of this hat. That someone got to thinking that a hat this special shouldn't just sit in an office every day where the same people have to see it all of the time.

And so this hat is going on a little vacation.